I don’t think this necessarily offers hope for humanity, but I wouldn’t say it’s just basic decency for a guy who went to the school expecting to be fawned over by excited kids to instead sit down with a lonely, awkward boy who probably didn’t even know who he was.

Forget about this story, why won’t anyone report on the apparent spree of people placing onions in front of commenters? Is it a prank? A gift? Some form of terrorism? What of the dust storms that are now plaguing offices? Are they natural, a byproduct of climate change? Some manmade HAARP style phenomenon?

I think it’s nice that this year’s Madden was coded by people who’ve never watched football and took their best guess at the rules.

Here’s a pretty obvious one. HRC used her influence at State to soften a settlement between the IRS and UBS, and in return UBS increased their donations to C Foundation and paid Bill Clinton $1.5 million for paid speeches.

I disagree with Jill’s POV on a few of her stances. But I also need to be honest with myself about what compromises i’ll need to make with the other candidates.

Unicycling? I agree.

I think every Russian is issued a video camera and an endless supply of Vodka when they get old enough to drive.....

I understand your concern but don’t know why you’re implicating me in all this.

Not the idiot we want, but the idiot we deserve.

Is Tyler Durden going to check up on all of them in a few months to see if they enrolled in veterinary school as well?

Hillary is supposed to know what classified material looks like even if it is not marked. She knew what she was doing. Now the latest emails show she was selling State Dept. favors to Clinton Foundation Donors.

I’m voting for the giant meteor this year... I would love another 4 years of Obama, the petulant children that are running this time round don’t deserve to be president. I truly is pathetic.

Hell I hated Bush, I’d take him over either option.

We’ll see which of us gets more stars as the deciding factor. On this site, you have the advantage. And my reply should un-grey you to make it more balanced. And since my post was here longer, I’ll spot you the three stars I have already received. Good luck.

Finally, the moment my stupid Kinja handle has been waiting for.

When I was 17 I was a lifeguard at the local YMCA and had to take ph readings every 3 hours and log them...which makes me wonder how it took them so long to figure out that the ph was off.

The first parameter you bound is hardness. When that is in spec, you bound alkalinity. When that is in spec you adjust pH. When pH is OK, then you control Cl¯.

Sano Knows Sano

I wish I could take all the stars from the vapid and often dumb comments thrown around Deadspin and especially Gawker and hand them to you for this. Thanks for offering your insight, if for nothing else than being a teacher who truly cares about his students.

There was only one catch and that was Catch-22, which specified that a concern for one’s own sanity in the face of coaching challenges that were real and immediate was the process of a rational mind. Harbaugh was crazy and could be paid off. All he had to do was ask; and as soon as he did, he would no longer be crazy…