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I only drive nude.

Local TV news is what makes America GREAT!

I like how she holds up a soda and a snack to illustrate sodas and snacks as she is saying "sodas and snacks." Just in case we don't know what sodas and snacks are.

Driver's door? Look carefully.

Yes, D3. As in "diesel." But the Alpina D3 isn't your mom's Jetta TDI wagon. It has 350 horsepower and a staggering 516 pound-feet of torque at just 1,500 RPM. And in addition to being more economical, it's an Alpina, so it's more luxurious and adept in the corners than your average 3-Series sedan.

Not to mention its run by a bunch of corrupt idiots.

It's terrible. Breaks constantly, the weekend service is infrequent at best, while rush hour service is packed, hot cars everywhere, idiotic ticketing system, lousy customer service, zero accountability, and they're opening a new line tomorrow without adding additional trains. It's an underfunded mess.

Perhaps no one has told Subaru that there's this other company out there that makes turbocharged, all-wheel drive performance cars with a rally heritage and happens to be using that name. I guess we're about to see how good Ingolstadt's lawyers are!

Maybe Lancia, Audi and Subaru have agreed to some sort of pact. It's like an Axis of S4's...

Looks like this just got a lot more relevant:

Even the font looks similar!

What once was old is new again.

Good eye! probably a photochop to avoid legal.

A Dodge Ram with F-150 tail lights. Strange Iveco wouldn't use something more "generic"

This could also work for Austria.

This one is funny, considering Volvo's current design philosophy. Also, Corvette is a car maker.

Jason, you have one-up'd Uncle Rico