Those shots are the same product. Steve Zink's brilliant piece of work.

OMG you just changed my life

[Lord Vader, your car has arrived. The revised 2014 Audi R18 has now made its official debut, and "sinister" is a tame way to describe its looks.]

Dem balls. Cannot unsee.

Here's another shot of the Oldsmobile engine

Absolutely bonkers...especially considering this was pre-war. Based on the get up of the guy in the cockpit, this footage must be from Goodwood.

I've bought a few things out of those over the years pretty good quality stuff for a decent price. I like most of their designs as they aren't too ostentatious like other branded things.

I receive the Audi Collection catalog a few times a year. Overall, I'm surprised to find the items pretty reasonably priced, and there's some nice stuff to choose from.

A barely clothed booby. Been a slow day here too, mate..

I got this....

Sorry princess, if you're so sensitive that you can't stomach the word 'poop' while on your lunch break, the Internet probably isn't for you. May I suggest scrapbooking or crochet?

Pepto Bismol is a fantastic idea, but lets be realistic, once you're past the point of no return, chugging the entire bottle won't help. What you really need to have on hand to protect yourself, and more importantly your vehicle, when just such an emergency arises is a nice, large, old style road atlas in the sleeve…

I have, indeed, literally been there.

For some of us, this post could have easily been called, "I Can't Stop Watching This C-Pillar On That Evora Behind Pat Goss."

Unless you are this guy driving through Bolivia. Then you just cut holes in your hood.

So, we can safely conclude that driving in Russia is somewhere between Wacky Races and Mario Kart, right?

I expanded the video at the wrong moment and dived out of my chair. I'm walking home today.

ANGRY RUSSIAN NINJA TURTLES!
ANGRY RUSSIAN NINJA TURTLES!
ANGRY RUSSIAN NINJA TURTLES!

A 2X4 through your windshield also might make you quit driving.