Holy shit, I am the guy in the dentist chair. I just made my normal morning check of Jalopnik and to my shock I was in the article! What a sight! Not what I expected to see this morning. lol.

Whistle tips is a classic. "Yeah, I've got it on my car." "It was being installed on their car." Then the ending where they drive about 3x the speed limit on the wrong side of the road and completely blow through a stop sign.