Brakes are applied.

Why do automakers suck at naming? They even find some way to mess up when they have relatively simple alphanumeric naming systems. Just call it the i10 and be done with it.

Oh, it’s got the cloud? Well, that’s good. Can’t have a next-gen car without the cloud. Everybody’s using the cloud these days.

And that’s why horses shouldn’t skip leg day.

Too soon for horse jokes? Neigh.

Track car and GT4 ALL the things!!

...no license is required to drive.

For internet fame & bragging rights?

An American car that was designed by the English and New Zealanders and is now being built in Canada. The GT isn’t the bald eagle you think it is.

woo! It’s see-thru. Kinda naughty

Best Canadian car, ever.

Why is this on Jalopnik, when there’s a Foxtrot Alpha website?

Yup, not the kind of thing that would happen to a superior clutch ninja.

We’ve emailed Volkswagen for additional comment, and will update if we hear back.

“OH HEY GUYZZZ! DON’T MIND ME! JUST BEING A COP”

In before typical gawker commenters label this guy a dangerous menace to society and call for him to be imprisoned for life.

Clear.

Probably because they are $2k before optics, and because no one like CSGO past the age of 25...

pah.. your fancy armor merely delays the inevitable hipster uprising

“armor piercing rounds”