HARUMPH GRUMPF THIS IS WHY I DON’T VALET LOOK AT ME I’M SUCH A RESPONSIBLE PERSON UNLIKE THIS GENTLEMAN HARUMPH I GUESS YOU SHOULD BE GLAD YOU HAD VALET MODE AM I RIGHT BUDDY?!?!

Hellcat?

Dear NASCAR:

For every five layups Dion Waiters misses, someone connected to this organization dies. This is the only logical takeaway here.

Dear Google,

Reminds me of the early Murcielago dashs:

And to anyone who disagrees...

You’re welcome.

If anyone here thought this song was even remotely interesting you owe it to yourself to watch “Turbo Kid” on Netflix.

YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW.

Needs an alligator in there some where to complete the story

As someone who just went from NY to Daytona to witness the 500, all I can say is wow, I love the south

Roots-type supercharger: Accomplished

Umm... no, I really don’t think BMW should play that card...

Oh, is this what we’re doing today? Trolling using history?

Dude looks like a middle-aged Beavis.

where is this fantastical place, and what tax credits are in place to artificially boost the sales of Otto’s peanut oil motor?

He looks like every construction worker methneck in a jacked up 4x4 I see driving on I-8 on a Monday morning

I’m not sure they’re going for “coverage” as much as they are for “fuck that Irish piece of shit.” And for that, I applaud them.

Losing is winning? Marco Rubio get out of the Deadspin comments and get back on the campaign trail!