I take a ACR.

I think I made it half way into this article before abandoning it because I had no clue where it was going.

The correct Italian 2 door answer is Alfa GTV 1600

Corrado V6 over a 911? Okay.....

Lol, so you can’t really do it. I was curious because I couldn’t think of that many cars I’d rather have. Thought maybe you could job the memory. Instead, you made a flippant comment that was nothing but hyperbole. LOL.

Name 1 vintage car that can be bought in the 20-30k range that is actually better & cooler than the 911.

Brotruck dudebros aren’t usually witty enough to write an ad like that. They’d just write two incomplete sentences about the mileage and then go back to bonging natty, or whatever other unholy things they do when they’re not rolling coal.

Name them. All 25. That are under 100k.

Why is it using a fucking fishfinder for GPS?

To be fair, the name is fairly self-descriptive. The engine sucks in a large amount of the ecosystem in order to boost itself!

How the fuck else are they supposed to play Danger Zone?

3edgy5me

Death Magnetic was their best album since Black. We’ll pretend St. Anger and Lulu never happened.

Didn’t they literally say the same thing about hybrids?

I’d shoot him, with a paperclip, in the face. Sooner or later you know, you KNOW, Ferrari will have to take a swipe at the SUV market. Lambo’s done it, before it was in fashion. Bentley has one in development. Porsche has been kicking ass with theirs for years.

I know, they should definitely be drinking liquor.

Or could it be that Russia is just an icy frozen hellscape most/all of the year?

The rotation idea doesn’t actually work like in the movies; it’s not a perfect solution because of the difference in radius from the center to you head and center to your feet.

Lol, are you serious? How are the astronauts going to get there, who do you think is actually building it? hint, it’s LITERALLY lockhead martin: http://www.lockheedmartin.com/us/products/or…

Lol, are you serious? My cousin is designing the service module on the orion spacecraft, guess who’s actually building it... literally lockhead martin: http://www.lockheedmartin.com/us/products/or…

Wow, talk about a burn fail. Double-reverse burn on LHMs part...