From the front, they do look good, and properly exotic almost, but the rear end is the worst thing to come out of any car factory in the last 20 years. That rear end is uglier than an aztec. I would rather drive an aztec.

GET OUT

I’m just glad my fat, ugly mama isn’t alive to see this day

So did your mom taking off her pants
!!!!!
GOT EM!

“Robert E. Lee” came in second.

As an aside, motherfuck Disturbed for what they did to a classic.

The girlfriend isn’t named?

I wear a Schumacher Ferrari F1 hat. I am not Michael Schumacher. Do you understand the concept of a fan? Or do you think anyone who walks around with a Celtics jersey should be playing on the team?

A celebrity that can’t hadles Porsche’s best? Seems Par for the Course...

Honest question, what make it so much trickier to drive than any other RWD hypercar with that much power? We hear many stories about how hard it is to drive, but then Evo ranked it as a top 3 road driving supercar of all time with the F50 and McLaren F1. They said once you put super sports on it it was fine

Yeah, I don’t see him driving a Porsche. Maybe a Caddy would fit him better.

Thats like saying 911....its just not quite right even though it feels right

Good fucking lord thats terrifying, and cruel looking...

By 2006, which is my car’s year, many of the major components (including the drivetrain) were done in-house.

Let’s cut the guy some slack on his day off. It’s not easy being a St. Louis policeman.

I find something attractive about this ad...

Sweet Jesus, I want that car so bad!

Im not sure which is worse... but im leaning towards, “jacked up Quattroporte wagon with all wheel drive”

You missed Designo there.

Want. Want oh so badly.