I love this woman. And I love every attempt that soooo many journalists make to paint her like a lunatic—- Which I have no idea why they do that??? Is it because she’s crazy fucking passionate about human rights? If I was in her position I’d be so burntout and just be like FUCK YOU and walk away.

GIGLI BY THE SEA OMG

Funny thing is they’ve already gone there, but I’m aching for them to take her down a peg to her face.

...Brangelina’s Gigli By the Sea

I’m hoping for those caftans to at least be Lacroix!

Dying to hear Edina and Patsy’s take on the Kardashians.

Are you me? If not, can we tag-team celebratory events to list off the ways in which said celebration contributes to the oppression of marginalized persons around the world.

You have no idea. I am hired to ruin the mood at weddings and babyshowers, if you are interested.

For reference.

Give it to a foundation that fights against slavery in diamond mines? Give it to Amnesty international who actively works against violence linked to the diamonds trade?

Yes, she gives me $7,000 per post. It freaking rules.