Did anyone see Miss Greece standing behind (the awful) Bret Michaels? Bitch did NOT look happy to be there, lol.

My mom made me change private schools after my teacher "caught" me and sent me home for it. They also sent me to a psychiatrist for it, just like little Sally Draper. My dad also caught me a couple times, and would bellow, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING???" No funny stories, just years of confusion.

@Wolfabeast: Jesus, your mom IS awesome, lol!

This makes me feel a lot better about Sarah Palin's numbers.

@ThatGirl7: It's mostly just fashion where they try to sell you expensive stuff. Pretty pics, though. Here's the subscription info: [www.magazineboutique.co.uk]

Yea Emily's List! You got to her! Win!

Spread it: Call "Pro-Life" people "Anti-Woman"

@Jenna Sauers: Can't wait to see the other two!!!

LOVE Actually has 6 covers this month. Rosie is only one. Also included are Lauren Hutton (love!), Gisele, Alessandra Ambrosia, Agyness, and a vintage Barbie.

Silverplated jewelry that sells as "925" on eBay. Knocking off Tiffany's for $0.99.

Haha, I'd hate to hear about the prognosis for redhead's eventual fate. Plus, who cares anyway? We'll all be dead in 200 years , and I'd like the think that the world's beauty tastes will change just as much as they have in the past 200. Whatever.

Clueless helped make me the most popular girl in class when I moved to my new school in 1996. What-ev-uh!

I was volunteering yesterday at my county's Dem office for Obama's b-day yesterday. While making calls, I was offered birthday cake *5* times, all by different ladies I didn't know. The office was very small, and I am pretty sure every one of them heard me say "thank you, but no" to the initial offer (I am a pie…

If we want people to respect our personal reproductive decisions, maybe we should respect hers, too... no matter how much we disagree with it.

I think the point that no one seems to see is the school decided *not* to cut any of the male sports. Because college lacrosse is so popular.

"I love you, baby!" Rape by deception! Call the police!

Coco is the shit

On the Jimmy Kimmel show (or something like that the other night. I wasn't really paying attention) she said that she got to use her "natural accent." Weird. That means she normally goes around not talking naturally? I was confused. Plus (and this comes from a Southerner, so I can say this) she sounds like an idiot…

They can try to sell it, but I'm not buying.

@Oleander: He apparently sometimes pretends his English is terrible in order to pick up girls. He speaks fluently- played soccer for Manchester United in the UK for 2-3 years. So gross. (Famous Portuguese soccer player.)