Yeah, I'm not going to hold my breath on that one. Pretty sure she'll deny the whole thing.

The whole German, fun-loving thing kinda surprised me, lol. Utilitarismus ist tot

"Nebraska's first female judge". Yeah.

You should travel to the French Alps. I bet you'd get a very different sense of what France is than the whole Paris thing. And OMG the food there! MUST try the Raclette (on second thought, the Swiss probably do something similar with a different cheese.)

Is anyone else a little shocked by how YOUNG Angelina is? I had no idea there was a 12-year age difference between she and Brad.

Knew it would be black and white. Love it!

Penises are funnier than vaginas.

@monkey_biz: We can only hope and pray!

@Norton: Yeah, the more I hear about him, the more I like. He and Bill & Melinda Gates. Rich people doing good things with their money.

But one of my best friends is a racist!

@browngirlinthering: Haha, I was thinking the same thing. From anyone else, it would be horribly crass; but she is so frickin adorable!

I just did several hours of research about controlling mosquitoes. I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE this thing called Thermacell. It creates a repelling barrier (different from the Off Product) that uses butane. Also, there is a new mosquito repellent on the market that I, a long-time, first-to-be-bitten, had 80 mosquito bites on…

My sister is 26 and JUST finished her orthodontia treatment... that started when she was 6 with a nightly "chin-cup" (for which I used to mercilessly torment her. Sorry mere!) There were a few gaps in treatment and several bad doctors, but seriously, 20 YEARS of awful orthodontia. The worst for her was the implants of…

@Caeristhiona.the.Fresh.Prince.of.JezeBelAir: I thought that, too! I was actually pretty shocked. I would LOVE to have a hand-writing analyst look into this, lol.

@HelloKitty: HAH!

oh, lo, lo. I definitely teared up, too! so adorable!

@astoldbyw: This is un-spinnable. Silence and removal from the public eye is the only option. Yea for us!

They look like they should be sold in Caché.

At that point, if I were her, I would have told the photographer to suck on a piece of glass.

@heywhat: Paul Thomas Anderson or David Lynch are possibilities. I will never, ever get over "Blue Velvet." (shudders.)