As someone who’s ugly as fuck and still gets some, you’d be surprised what being sweet enough to cause diabetes, funny enough to keep her always laughing, and audacious enough to make her blush in the bedroom will get you.

I love that as part of the marketing for Expendables 3 they hired these guys to make a one-off called Expendabros featuring characters from the movie. Then they released that for free and had it say “If you enjoyed this get the original game.”

I tried to do it this morning with a buddy and a rando from LFG. The rando had no heavy synths on any of his characters or in the vault. How does that even happen? I was almost personally offended by this, having survived the great heavy ammo drought during Crota.

You seem upset. Though I’m surprised that you can access the internet on a typewriter.

This whole article just makes me so happy.

I find the undercurrent of ‘wtf’ in this comments section to be a little telling.

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Speaking of outdated, well done on the playing of the “Mommy’s basement” card.

Trying to imagine any other manufacturer of consumer goods putting on such a self-indulgent, self-congratulatory, and self-important farce of a launch for a barely-different new model is hilarious. “Ford Focus SEL - Now with improved dampening rates because we are BOLD and COURAGEOUS and WE ARE THE FUTURE” Apple as a…

I saw a bit of Commander Shepard and his special eyes, myself.

I personally hate these kill reward based systems. It’s basically the developer saying “Hey, you are better then the other players. Let’s make it even easier for you.”

When people refer to moves like this as “Orwellian” it really makes me think people need to spend more time reading books and less time playing video games.

I remember CDProjekt coming out and explaining why their trailers looked different to the finished game. But then CDProjekt should be put on a pedestal as a testament to how games should be done.

Listening again, I agree, the Glee version actually has more grit. (And no, I can’t believe I just typed that either.)

Uh, former Magenta here. I have actually seen some excellent productions of this besides the one with Curry. I was kind of looking forward to it because I like Reeve Carney as an actor and more even as a singer and I really wanted to see him as Riff-Raff, but this song it really does not inspire me. I sure hope he’s…

Exactly.

I just listened to it and it’s worse than I feared. It’s like the Kids Incorporated version of Rocky Horror. I do not approve.

So, Reeve isn’t particularly bad (maybe a bit uninspired, but not bad), but holy shit when the ensemble comes in during the chorus, it’s like a pretty decent High School performance. There’s no weight to the vocals at all. My excitement for this is waning. The only bright spot for me is Annaleigh Ashford, who is also…

Christina Milian seems to be rocking it as Magenta...?

The promo pic looks like a Party City flyer.