So Burt, if I ever get married should I live out my fantasy of performing the ENTIRE Napoleon Dynamite finally dance sequence for my hypothetical bride or come up with my own biz?

Mine is The Cookie, because it is delicious, and I know he wants a piece, even if he says he isn't hungry. This also falls in line with my pro choice stance. If you do not stand behind me in my right to run my bakery the way I see fit, no cookie for you.

THIS.

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"We're allowed to say penis, but vagina is automatically gross?"

All I can think now is saying, "Step into the foyer" when inviting a guy for sex.

If it was done in just the right way I could see being turned on by it, but it really wasn't done in just the right way. In the moment it really seemed like he was fantasizing about me being a literal girl.

If you can pull off "jam that wang in my cooter" with chutzpah, you've got some serious, sexual gravitas.

Once an ex always talked about my "cute little pussy" and it was the wEIRDesT THinNG EVer I don't know how to feel about it it just made me make the sour-lemon face.

You can get around it, and you are likely better off.

More things to call a vagina/vulva and associated erogenous zone:

I only want to hear a man refer to my cunt as such if I am 100% certain that he will not refer to me as a cunt during an argument.

CLAM. NO.

I was gonna say dildo dungeon, but it sounds too much like Bilbo Baggins going into a dungeon.

Pussy is the worst of all of those. I would NEVER shag a man who said pussy. Like panties, it's a word used by sleazy pervs.

Sausage wallet

"Falcon Nest this is Deep Diver 1, requesting permission to execute Operation Freedom Hole."

Dick dungeon?

Sex hole?