You could travel though. Traveling alone does wonders for your soul (not that I believe in souls but you know what I mean) and automatically makes you a more interesting person. Plus, you end up having to learn to interact with many diverse people so it can lessen social anxiety and give you more confidence.…

It's only defamation if it's not true, so is she:

IT'S ACTUALLY HAPPENING.

You need to lay off the The Cure and Scandinavian cinema.

My favorite is the open bar for the 1st hour, cash bar after thing some couples do. Those receptions get pretty lively pretty quickly thanks to that hour of madness.

Good food, good music, and booze are requirements at every wedding unless you're recovering alcoholics. The rest (flowers, venue, party favors) are pretty negligible. But since you didn't give a fuck about your guests, you probably won't care anyway.

Flat out complaining is wrong, I agree (especially if it's at the wedding itself), but I don't think there's anything wrong with pointing out that weddings are getting more expensive for everyone concerned. There isn't actually any easy remedy for this either, so I just think everyone needs to be more mindful.

I don't think that's necessarily true either though. You might not resent or particularly regret having to spend the money (particularly if you're close to the couple), but it's perfectly reasonable to be disgruntled at having to live off beans for three months because you attended a wedding.

The last two weddings I went to (one just earlier this year) were both weddings that involved a lot of travel for the guests, and both brides told me they felt they needed to have multiple activities since people had come such a long way. This wasn't really about how much the guests had spent, but rather that 1)…

CHECK YOUR MAJORITY-DEMOGRAPHIC-ON-AN-INTERNET-BLOG PRIVILEGE GAWD

"Fuck the Bisquick."

I've learned that Texas operates off a RADICALLY different definition of "chili" than everywhere else in America. For what it's worth? Yours is the version that actually sounds appealing to me.

"Well done" is code for "I don't care how my food tastes or looks and I deserve whatever garbage I get" in my book. It's also a dating dealbreaker.

Guy crams the burger between his but cheeks and goes for a tan.

This was loving posted on The Chive a while back…

Are you kidding me? As a comedy writer, there was no way I could NOT read the whole thing. We did not stop laughing the entire time. Not ONCE.

To quote Tony Bourdain: "Guy Fieri is the Poochie of the Food Network"

"Allowing" undergraduates to wear..? You are not reading what I wrote. Summary:

I'm rather partial to the red bumper sticker I once saw that said "If this sticker looks blue, you're driving too fast."

I hope she has a section on chemical burns.