off the coast of Canada.

Just as long as couples don't start surprising each other willy nilly. You know that's the next step, here.

The Beyonce Transitive Rule of Feminist Theory has just been born.

These comments are edifying. I learned that because of this story: (1) people are no longer allowed to hunt; (2) Amish people are illegal; (3) the government has disbanded and become a corporation; (4) our military is somehow "already enforcing this in foreign countries as training to do it here"; (5) the Florida…

Oooh, you *are* a lawyer. Only lawyers have that nagging feeling that forces them to put disclaimers in joke comments. (signed, another lawyer)

Nope, Spam is a compressed meat chunk and it's a separate thing.

Me too! F other people's ideas!!!

I also came out screenwriter. This made me feel equal parts validated and frustrated and it caused me to examine the contents of my hard drive with still more mixed feelings.

I got all excited when I saw this chart, and then I got 'audience'. Since I work in a cinema right now this is technically a demotion. I was all "Oh fucking what?", and then I was sad and ran away and took the Buzzfeed "Which Dawson's Creek character are you" quiz to cheer myself up.

I already know plenty of people that refer to children as 'womb turds'.

Children will be henceforth referred to as "wombbusters" and abortion will be henceforth referred to as "nuking from orbit (it's the only way to be sure)."

Just a passing glance at Wikipedia gives us:

"dick decorations" = dickorations ??

But let's not limit ourselves to hilarious penis art.

This reminds me of taking a humanities class many, many years ago, in which we learned about all the dick decorations that were all over Athens and Rome, and the prevalence of dick-related humor. A couple of ultra P.C. (this was 1993, when P.C. was a new thing) feminists started going on about how oppressive that must…

I was engaging in a discussion. The way I usually engage in a discussion is if someone purports to refute my points, I refute back. I'm sorry I'm not as succinct as you'd like, but I was responding to your points. If you didn't want to read a counterpoint you shouldn't have posted in the first place. Why do you…

Every person with a child that believe in faith healing should not have that child anymore.

I had a student a few years back who was just finishing up his chemo after having leukaemia. I was told that if we had a chicken pox outbreak at school, he would have to be pulled out of school immediately, and would be unable to return until the outbreak was over, because in his weakened state, chicken pox could be…

I would consider that my child has some tendency toward seizures and would be watching many things in the future as well. It does not mean the vaccine is bad. Your child is sensitive, and that can be for a host of reasons, and for any of them I am sorry. Many children with epilepsy and other neurological…

I think the most important point made in this article is not about those who choose not to vaccinate (which there have always been, and will always be - my husband almost died of whooping cough as a child because of his hardcore fundamentalist anti-Western medicine mom, and I also know a lot of hippies who did not…