I don't know what you are, but I'm dancer!

Pretty sure the proper term for what this "FrostyBitch" person is doing is "word salad".

*on fleek

So... I think you should go back to whatever country you came from, because NONE of the immigrant people here got their land fairly.

Ok, once I can let slide, but twice, no.

I imagine a walking dick with brown hair, a gun belt, and a cowboy hat.

"Oh jeez. Oh lordy. Oh my oh my oh my."

Weirder.

Weirder.

BECAUSE SERIOUSLY NIC CAGE BIRD HAIR.

There is one truer truth: you are quite hilarious.

All I got out of this was "I'm a creeper. With Nic Cage Bird Hair."

As much as this song is actually pretty cool... while watching the video all I could see was this:

I think this rabbit breeder must moonlight as a researcher in the Ministry of Silly Walks.

That's Mirko Gozzo, country manager for Riot Oceania, the company responsible for taking League of Legends to Australia. Talking to Mirko is eerily similar to talking to Max Chuvalov. In terms of origin stories World of Tanks and League of Legends are worlds (or leagues) apart — League of Legends was developed in…

These assholes are worse than the Kia dealership I used to deliver to, and those guys were fucksticks of the highest order.

I wonder if she ever gets stopped by security in the supermarket for trying to smuggle whole watermelons.

I this crustacean

I've got another one rattling around in my head that I'll post when I get back.

Do you know who Ted Cruz is?

Oh Colin, what can I do?