I'm 30 and I can still get it up even when I'm about to pass out. I might be a little different than people my age, but getting drunk is not an excuse for such an act.

Those would be the youngest nephew's, he adores Spider-man.

Actually, a pretty adorable baby.

This exactly.

Tale Number One: The Tale of the Broken Finger

For illustrative purposes.

Someone making decisions at this school is a full case of nutbars.

He's got a bad case of Jadenface.

The max is level 60. How long have you been out of the loop with the game?

I completely agree with this. Finding someone who lines up with your needs most of the time, or someone who you can make compromises with easily or who is not too far off of your own needs is important, and if your partner absolutely cannot give that to you then it's important to move on.

Fucking Shards.

I'm late for work because of this.

Yes. Can't touch Bowie.

So this is a story about quitting living at some place shitty.

Totally resilient, indeed. My nephew fell down the full stairs about four months ago, and he's totally fine. He cried for a while, had a bit of a goose-egg on his head. He was exhausted, crawled up the stairs, and got too tired.

I hope this helps. This always cheers me up. Honestly I've been hit by that kind of heartbreak before. It sucks. For me, it took time and patience, and being OK with being by myself.

I would have just said yes, but I'm a bit of a troublemaker.

You DO have the perfect gif for every occasion.