That blood popsicle scene. I love it.

*whispers*

<3

You need to find a documentary filmmaker who will film "The Adventures of Adultosaur and Nerdybirdy: Shit Just Got Real."

But I like New Zealand. I've been there. Lovely place.

Oh, fair enough. He can buy land in the American Midwest and settle down with a few cows. (I understand, I'm a Canuck and we don't want Bieber back either!)

Mr. Crow. Dude. Bro. Friend. Chill. Your opinions really aren't necessary here. Just sit back. Relax. Take it easy. You're a rich white dude. You got it good. No need to bring in that you're a self-absorbed asshole. Just fade away into obscurity, and leave the movie parts to your betters, holding on to…

Work has me so drained. I work full time 6 day/5 day alternating weeks, eight hours a day, and with having to keep switching to getting up in the morning/staying up for the shifts it's left me feeling tired all the time. Then there's all the EXTRA work I have to do outside of those hours (boxing up inventory to ship…

"I apologize if anyone was offended."

Yeah, the Temporary Foreign Workers program is a sham. It deflates wages where it's used, screws with employment of Canadians, and can be a huge problem and even a barrier for people trying to emigrate to Canada.

I would like to note that at the Tim Horton's locations I've seen in Edmonton, Alberta, they did actually close the 24-hour locations and had short hours on the holidays. It's definitely not a Tim Horton's mandated thing, but the decision of the local franchisee.

But I love Moist.

My big pet peeve is this radio commercial for a jewelry store where the person on the commercial pronounces it "jewlery". Irritates me every time.

Yeah, and Google doesn't pop up anything either.

Best part about that picture, IMO, is the two dudes on either end who are all, "BRO, QUIT HITTIN' ON HER."

CAPS ARE FUN. LET ME GET ON THIS BANDWAGON. GOD I'M SO THIRSTY.

Can I just say I always thought Gumpy Cat's owners were assholes? Like, they started out calling the cat "Tard" and then afterwards were all "OH, NO, IT'S NOT ACTUALLY TARD, IT'S TARDAR SAUCE" because that moronic spelling really indicates that you meant to call her Tartar Sauce and not just Tard.

Haha, I'm fine. I live in the Western Marches of Canuckistan.

I must be a gambler of some sort, because after I read this story I ordered Chinese food.

I cheered heartily at your #1, because Monogrammed Coffee Thermoses will always be one of my favourites.