It's absolutely insane that his defence was that. Not, "I feared for my life" but "Kid was a motherfucking magical demon."

I don't suck :(

Honestly, if I made the site I would have called the people who judge others on the site the "Board of Shallowy Figures" and all the 1's would be 5's and all the 5's would be 1's.

I am quite aware of what porn is. It is still fantasy, not reality. Most of the situations in porn aren't real, and many of the positions are acrobatics for the camera, some of which aren't actually that pleasurable.

That's why I have such a problem with "baby" or "babe" because it strikes me as very infantilizing. I just say she's my girlfriend, woman-friend, or partner. And there's a zillion other things to call each other in private, too. Like sexy-pants.

That looks more like a prehensile penis than a vagina.

The Germans really have a word for the best feelings.

I went to someone's house today to change their arming code for their system because "I can't do it over the phone because I know someone's hacked my phone!" Had to charge her 50 bucks for the pleasure of her crazy lady presence. (Seriously, like fringe halo of unkempt hair, bright old-lady pink lipstick, apartment…

I don't have crummy coworker stories right now, but I have awful customer stories.

I have a 1/4 Korean friend/former roommate who was in Korea and had some dog. They raise them on farms like cattle.

Cleo, only Cleo, Cleo Cleo Cleo Cleo Cleo!

I used to go to this "Christian" camp and EVERYONE was like that. Super Jesus-happy, "cool" and so "hip" to the "young kids." And then I was one of them, for a couple years before I said "FUCK THIS NOISE, I'M OUT." They wanted me to have a letter from my priest saying I went to mass every Sunday.

Build a bridge out of 'er!

That sounds like a lot of work.

Yeah, unless you install multiple drives immediately, C:\ should be your default HDD and D:\ should be your default CD/DVD drive. A:\ and B:\ are reserved for Floppy 1 & 2, respectively. Technically, your CD/DVD drive could be any drive except A:\, B:\, and C:\, but it defaults to D:\.

I can second this as a former employee of Sears. You can waltz in with any Craftsman hand tool part and get it replaced as long as they have that part in stock.

D:\ drive is the CD/DVD Rom drive by default. Extra hard drives tend to fall in the E and further range.

GEORGE W. BUSH IS BEING SMARTER ON THIS ISSUE THAN SOME PEOPLE. GEORGE. W. BUSH. COME ON PEOPLE.