Obviously she should have just worn an adult diaper. There's no possible way that could be an awful thing to have to do.

Not completely. I tried to bang Mr. Hairy Wonder (Blackwall) and then went up to Sera and tried to romance her and she was like, "Nuh-uh, go tell Blackwall you're done with him first."

I usually cut mine in half diagonally and then open them like wings so that there a central "square" where the ketchup gets poured into a mountain, and then smeared all around the plate with the gooey, cheesy mess... so good!

I was understating. I had an ex give me shirt that says "I put ketchup on my ketchup."

WHY MUST YOU TAUNT ME WITH GRILLED CHEESE RIGHT NOW?! I must leave for work and cannot make myself one!

The anti-union stuff I see all the time chills me right to the bone. I've been a member of a few unions, and unions are a good thing. My union employment has always felt more like I could do something if my employers did something shady, and I felt like they had my back when I needed it.

The only thing I want Doritos to do is sell Black Pepper Jack flavour in Canada again. That's all. Please. No more of this madness. Just give me back my Black Pepper Jack.

He couldn't have taken the gun at all unless Wilson already had it out of the holster. That's HOW THE HOLSTERS ARE DESIGNED. You can bet that if a cop stopped, backed up to me, and grabbed me then pulled a gun on me, I would try to exit the situation. Which he did, by running 130 feet.

I wish my fellow Albertans would get their heads out of their collective asses and quit abusing themselves repeatedly by voting for PC's or Wildrose, or as I like to call them, Dumb and Dumber.

I love how even the Conservative backbenchers are like "Shut up, dude. Answer the question."

The Harper Government saddened me from the beginning. From their changing the GOVERNMENT OF CANADA'S NAME to the Harper Government, to removing the previous Prime Minister's pictures to replace them with ones of Harper, to the shuttering of the Experimental Lakes Area and the muzzling of government scientists, to…

Fucking Peter MacKay. Him and all his Harper Government buddies. Tearing Canada down one little bit of bullshit at a time.

Because he was shot and his blood got into the car that way.

Forensic evidence says that the weapon was discharged in the vehicle twice. There's dispute over the struggle for the weapon, because nobody else could see it, but what IS known is that Wilson admitted to grabbing Brown.

Even that's not true. There was a news story a few years ago where a university professor was detained for trying to enter his own home because he was "breaking in."

It's "stain I found under the stairs, is that blood, was someone murdered here before we moved in omg"

I wish for all his favourite shows to be cancelled on cliffhangers and to be on the cusp of being an NFL player only to have a small accident end his career, and for him to spend all his money on a gambling addiction.

Strangely enough, I've dated a few divorcees. I'm actually dating one now. Never been married, myself.

My family has been the opposite. My mom's parents, married for 70 some years, have had things pretty rocky, and the only one who's been married or otherwise in a long-term relationship is my mom. A couple of my uncles are now, but it's been less than 10 years for each of them.

My parents have been together for 31 years, my mom's parents have been together for over 70 years... and my dad's parents split and remarried sometime in the 70's/80's. I'll tell you this: given how my mom's family has turned out compared to my dad's family, if divorce is the right call, take it. My mom's parents…