He hasn't even had his trial and sentencing yet, but given his history he may get a little jail time.

Why is he making a Jaden Smith face?

It is my favourite skin on my favourite champion.

Before that? Ezreal is always Taric's buddy. Always and forever.

This picture is just too amazingly ridiculous.

I'm not sure this exact thing would be legal in Canada, but prostitution itself is legal.

I've heard it's one. It's amusing because of the irony.

Chastity?

I'm betting the "sexy" comes from most peoples' association with two well-known Cary's. Cary Grant and Cary Elwes.

I present MacGyver.

My last name is hard to pronounce, and my first name is so ridiculously common that it is A) on the list in the article and B) I had three of them in most of my classes from K-12, despite switching school systems.

My dad's a Glenn.

I have a friend who's done it and become a stick in the mud. It's not a bad idea in principle if you feel like you need something in your life, but don't let the strictures and dogmas change who you are so much that it alienates you from people you enjoy being around.

After the jump usually indicates that the story continues after the shortened article on the main page. However, "after the jump" didn't appear on the main page because the main page portion of the article was too short.

"Your boyfriend comes first; plans with him have the highest priority. Without a single complaint, you will reschedule prior plans with others upon your boyfriend's request to accommodate plans involving the two of you."

It irritates me a little here too, but since none of the Gawker authors have an editor that looks over every article they write and proofreads it, I cut them a little more slack than I would a book published by a major publishing house.

If you had said something bad about Mel Brooks I would have had to duel you for real. Rapiers, across rocky terrain.

As a shorter man (5'6") this is wonderful news, and also my experience as being dumped by women, rather than the one doing the dumping.

OH GOD THIS. SO MUCH THIS.