The Grill-and-Chill Princess, I think.

I love the crap out of this post, and let me tell you, the whole processed cheese thing gets me so angry. I HATE processed cheese. The only place I could go to get real cheese on a cheeseburger (Harvey's) recently switched to processed cheese and I wanted to throw the burger against the wall (didn't because the meat…

Boston Pizza is a Canadian company! I've been to the original location! It also has locations across Canada and the US.

You know, given its ubiquity, most people I know out here in western Canada just call it Tim's.

This happens to me. I will stop reading a book if it happens too often, and if I see it in a menu or something else I'm reading it will bother me.

I love our friend, Mr. Pinkham, but yes, he is often wrong. Especially when it comes to the metric system!

There's one a block from my house. I actually quite like it if I want a decent burger on the super-cheap.

Well, considering western Canada invented green onion cakes and ginger beef, yes, our Chinese food is superior.

This made me laugh. I like that.

We literally run around after you cleaning up your messes with our superior, smaller-sized force.

"Southern beverage". I do not think these words mean what you think they mean. If the nothern and western US is the only place that sells unsweetened iced tea in North America, the vile abomination that it is, then it is not a "southern beverage" but unsweetened iced tea is a northern US beverage. And I will fight…

There are plenty of Starbuck's in Canada, just nowhere near as many as Tim Hortons.

I will stab you in your impolite face while saying sorry repeatedly if you insult Canada again.

Ferpect.

Why would he go through all that, find all those words in a thesaurus, then end it on "U" instead of a proper you? what a douchecano.

You leave bowties out of this. Bowties are cool and wonderful. He is an asshole and he is staining the reputation of bowties.

My former roommate would get violently paranoid (and by that I mean physically violent) on pot, but he's the only one out of dozens I've met. However, he's a special case, as he has almost murdered his girlfriend in his sleep with the hatchet he keeps under his pillow (he wonders why I moved out and am no longer…

The red stuff can also be different red stuff and chocolate stuff too. But they are delicious.

My less-than-two year old niece goes to the bathroom on the toilet, either with her special toilet seat or a kiddie toilet they have for the purpose.