When you said tracts of land, this immediately came to mind.

They all looked painful except for that last guy. He looked like he was having the best orgasm of his life.

I still have my old collection of this game! My favourite card was probably the Brainiac card, which required a calculator to use.

I remember her. I watched her show a little late at night as a teen.

Homeworld is the game I use to measure all 3D space RTS games. Honestly, 3D RTS games need a control scheme like that, or something that isn't vague or difficult to use.

NO! DEAN CAIN TOO?

I NEED to know what the control scheme is like. Is it a 3D space RTS like Homeworld, and does it have a similar control scheme? Or does it control like Nexus: The Jupiter Incident, by which I mean a random icon on your screen and no way to know how far that really is (I lost a whole fleet trying to navigate in 3D)? …

I'm not sure Edmonton is much better for women daters, but in my experience, the women seem more interesting in Calgary than Edmonton. (I'm a guy in Edmonton, in case you couldn't tell.)

I am ashamed that Nathaniel is from my home province. At least he's not from my city.

A knockout standing in front of a knockout? How about that.

The Aristocrats. (Seriously, it's a joke, look it up. No, I'm not going to risk banning by creating my own version of the joke right now.)

Oh Cassie. You make me chortle enthusiastically.

Oh my do I know that! I'm actually really disappointed in a friend who is taking this route. She is a phenomenal kisser (we dated for a while, she's a bit too "Catholic guilt" for my tastes, but is mostly a wonderful person otherwise) and she hasn't even kissed the guy she's dating! She wants to wait until they're…

I was always taught to be pure and never even touch myself when I was raised as a Roman Catholic. Those people are all about the Virginity.

My middle brother did this. My parents were semi-religious (we went to church when I was young, stopped going at one point) and they barely pray any more. My brother is all about going to church and reading the bible to the kids, except he lets his wife literally control his entire life.

I am shocked an amused someone else has heard that horrible, terrible song.

Hahaha this. I really enjoy kissing, and if I had my first kiss with some new girlfriend at the wedding... I wouldn't want to go through with it. I need to know if they can kiss first!

I just realized that, despite being raised Catholic, I can't remember the Hail Mary any more.

I can't even imagine having my first kiss at my wedding. That would be so ridiculous. You wouldn't know if they're a bad kisser, a sloppy kisser, whether they would turn you on or off... ugh.