This cat survived an assassination attempt too:

I thought I’d seen that picture before...

Seconded.

Thank you for this wise droplet of wisdom! How can you be so clever?

I’m still waiting for step 10: go bankrupt from 2 billion debt and junk credit rating.

No Dice everybody.

I wonder exactly why this guy thinks his particular car is worth $3k more than Kelly’s top retail price. CP for price and entitled asshole owner.

It works good!

I will just make my own.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

We should be scared. This is the next wave of voters the Left keeps talking about.

Indeed, communism really lends itself to making extremely practical, reliable, and durable vehicles. I’m not a fan of communism on an country wide scale but it has led to the production of some amazing vehicles.

This sounds related to something tragic that happened when Malaysia Airlines 370 was lost: Friends and relatives would call a passenger’s cell phone and hear it ring, but would receive no answer.

My favorite part about this is that there is an Elio OWNERS forum.

“Elio Motors does not comment on speculation.”

This makes me want to bang my head on my desk pretty hard. Not quite as hard as KodakCoin made me, but hard nonetheless.