Would definitely be a better look if they acknowledged it as required community service, but then explain or highlight how he really got into it and/or excelled at it. And, if he did not, in fact, do either of those things, spin it like he did. Otherwise, you just look stupid.

Sports radio & TV talking heads should just never be acknowledged. For anything. Ever.

“Hello! I am completely & totally uninformed on this topic. The assertions I am about to state as fact are based on absolutely nothing. But, DAMNIT, I have an opinion. And, I intend to share it!”

Art Shell?

I want to adopt Morgi Hurd. So awesome. So infectiously enthusiastic. Fun gymnast to watch.

Coked up tapeworms!

Jesus had all the tools. Scouts thought he was the second com-... good. They thought he was really good.