Chewing mint gum got me through morning sickness with all three of my pregnancies. Gum helps me stay awake during boring meetings. You’ve unfairly judged gum by your own singular experience being excluded.

In a fun Dirt Bag tie-in, during her interview on Dax Shepard’s Armchair Expert (unfairly dismissed by Bobby yesterday), Mila Kunis mentioned how Ashton chose to not address any of the negative rumors or other gossip about his relationship with Demi or their divorce. 

I had to read that four times to figure out the author was saying talking to Helms was easier than talking to someone younger who could more easily be her kid. “Could more easily” - ick. Bad grammar. Bad sentence structure.

Don’t say anything unless directly asked.

I came to say this and add that Bobby’s timeline is wrong. Mila said she was single for two years after the break-up with Culkin before she started dating Ashton.  

It builds character. Now imagine those 4 years are your high school years, I am broken from those losses. 

Go away.

Yes, yes, yes.

Hetero female and I agree. My automatic swipe lefts:

Oh E/R , how I loved the reruns on Lifetime. 

NO!! Great for the individuals, awful for me.

I love the response to the first letter. I would now like you to have an awkward conversation with my FWB for the last 18 months. He occasionally says things like “sleepovers bring feelings” and makes comments alluding to the fact that he’s afraid I’m going to get too attached or get my feelings hurt. I’m not. He’s…

As usual sharing this on social media has exposed which of my friends feels their white privilege threatened — thereby proved Michael Harriot’s point.

Plot of Revenge of the Nerds.

I clearly need to watch the reboot.

NO! That’s awful.

I want to see a reunion of the original DeGrassi Jr High crew — Snake, Joey, Spike, Wheels, Stephanie (right?) — because I am old. I live in Buffalo and back in the day we got Canadian TV stations, pretty scandalous to have an 8th grader pregnant on television in about 1991.

Because the collective joy will result in an immediate rapture. ;)

Nope lol.

Kids. That is the only reason.