I’ve never understood this, it’s not that difficult to discern a raisin from a chocolate chip - open your eyes before shoving it in your mouth! I have never thought a raisin was a chocolate chip.

I’m a Bills fan and was taunted with the promise of no school on Monday if the Bills win the Super Bowl every year of high school. If/when we ever win a championship, I will attend every celebration and pray that my city doesn’t burn to the ground.

Correct, to Richard on the show and to Smith in the first movie.

You need to fuck better, and more eager to please, younger men.

This is EXACTLY what I did!

You need to date better, and more eager to please, younger men.

You don’t realize how important sexual compatibility is to a relationship until it is an issue. It’s not that a small penis is inherently a deal breaker, it was a deal breaker for Samantha.

Trump will never do the right thing for the right reasons, so fuck it. Kim is more aware and educated than people give her credit for, if she can get him to do some good, I say make her a full-time adviser. We are through the looking glass at this point and I will take a win any way we can get it, exhale, and then…

My daughter loves the Rainbow Magic book series. I. Must. Have. This.

I am a woman. I blow my nose in the shower. Maximum efficiency, especially during allergy season. However, there is no way I would blow my nose while a man I’d like to impress/have sex with is the bathroom at the same time.

You beat me to this, so double stars for you.

SAME!

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2772466-nfl-draft-2018-round-1-grades-for-every-pick

Doesn’t everyone just throw it in with the laundry? No messy cap ever and if you use an old cap to measure bleach like I do, throwing it in the wash ensures no stray bleach drips get on other clothes.

Sexual compatibility should be very high on your list of desirable traits for your next relationship. Good luck!

Dating is fucking awful, yet still better than staying in a miserable marriage. I do miss the ability to have sex by simply closing the bedroom door, now it requires hiring a babysitter and stumbling home by midnight. Awesome.

I took keyboarding as my elective freshman year of high school...on a typewriter. And I’m only 41. Touch typing is the only skill I possess that actually makes me life easier, being a lawyer only makes life harder.

Hmmmm. I’ve yet to encounter one and have seen many dicks. Maybe it’s because I’m 41.

I repeat:

These should be re-purposed as Tinder profiles. Seriously.