And drivers always follow the rules of the road? They never run lights or fail to use their turn signals. And of course they never ever speed. To show how polite drivers are, they door cyclists, call kids on bikes “assholes”, and drive in the bike lane.

I just bought my first bike and it was $300. Obviously competitive bikes cost more because it’s a lifestyle and sometimes a profession, but my bike is awesome, will last me for years, and is cheaper than a couple months of Soul Cycle.

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Way to ruin it for everyone Gizmodo...

I searched “below average” and got a nice selfie.

You guys should do a write up about the headphone jack. Maybe Apple will put that shit back in.

Apple disabled butt just now. Thanks Ashley....

clop clop motherfuckers

“ If I knew that teaming up with Rachel was going to bring bad energy…”

Have you ever tried to do an aerobic activity in leather?

eating an ice cream cone here after my quinoa dinner....

High-five for laughing at something I know I’m definitely going to have to deal with eventually.

Yea, like, with the exception of a couple people I casually dated in high school where the break up was super amicable because it was never serious, all of my exes are dead to me. THAT IS HOW IT SHOULD BE.

Our culture is steeped in white supremacy. That means a lot of unconscious bias and viewing Black people differently from white people. So the intention doesn’t matter. Clumsiness doesn’t matter. Stop minimizing something that is common for those of us who don’t have our heads in the sand.

What is truly frightening is that these sexist and racist headlines and comments are not made to be intentionally malicious. Most people, even if they are internal scumbag bigots, will closet their demons for their professions. Nobody WANTS to be on the wrong end of these and having to make apologies and retractions.…

Fuuuuuuck this. Hearing about Michael Phelps medaling isn’t even news anymore, and yet they have to detract from Simone Manuel’s historic win by mentioning him? The correction isn’t much better - she deserves her own headline!!! She deserves her own headline, but even the fact that it was a gold medal tie is more…

1. “If I could go back in time, I would go back to punch 17 year old me in the throat.”