She is soooo thirsty, and so arrogant. Not someone I would ever hire at my current job, let alone for fucking President of the US. I said the exact same thing the other night when I turned on Fox News and saw her marching with the Bernie or Busters outside the DNC. Then I rolled my eyes so hard I saw the back of my…

I like the idea of the Green party as a progressive alternative to the Democrats. However, I seriously doubt that Jill Stein is prepared to be President. She’s not Trump-level unqualified; she seems like a decent and reasonably well-informed person. But the country needs something more than that, which is why, even if…

That’s what I laugh about. Have these fuckers ever heard Donald Trump speak? Or listened to recordings of some of our previous presidents? JFK sounded like he swallowed the city of Boston and a silver spoon. And Lincoln allegedly had an awful speaking voice.

Came here to say this. The fact that people become “famous” for doing nothing other than taking selfies is insane. What happened to people, you know, actually doing something meaningful?

NAH. MELANIN.

I myself discovered it in the last couple of months cleaning a tilting makeup mirror at a client’s house. I honestly spent about a week wondering if my friends were having second thoughts about being seen with me and not judging them if they were.

J.Lo should start a skincare line. I would buy every single product.

Dear God.

Bernie: “This is the real world that we live in.”

Stop messing with my vampire conspiracy theory.

Obviously she’s a vampire. Duh.

Hey, speaking of weirdo photos ... Where is his daughter in the mirror??? And who is the boy who appears in the mirror but not the photo???? Demons? Crazy camera photos? Proof of extraterrestrial life? It’s hard to say.

Why dogs like to lick your face...

“That’s why it’s best to avoid your dog’s kisses, especially if you have a compromised or underdeveloped immune system.”

Here’s an idea: don’t be a pussy and love your dog.