2nded. Omahan here. Everyone except for me is an idiot.

The Gang Dilutes a Brand Name

Apart from the fact that it’s a total affront to the Mustang name, I don’t really hate it. That blue one actually looks kind of nice.

From my time spent riding, I agree with your assessment.

Chonk-E

Thanks for sharing pics of your seman adventure, Bradley.

“Mustang-inspired” involves grafting a Ford Edge front end onto an Escape, apparently.

Me having resisted that $500 Bronco for as long as I have counts as “culling the herd.”

I ended up with a 1987 Elite scooter and a broken laptop screen.

“That’s one more than three.”

Hey Torch, man, thanks for a bunch of good times here. I’m sorry the site is exploding due to weaponized incompetence, but if it’s any consolation the work you and your colleagues do is great, and I am confident it will soon be recognized by someone who knows how to, say, own and operate a media website.

Plot twist, this was all an elaborate scheme by Elway to kill Joe’s career for good after the mile high miracle in 2012. 

This leads us to one question....is Joe Flacco an elite backup quarterback?

Sweet Kia Forte, BMW

/looks at every model in the current lineup

So I see she’s already had some coffee.

That’s like every Dunkin Donuts in New England after 10 p.m.

“I told by Applecare that I could walk in the store and get the part!”

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”