“Hey honey, gotta work on the car today. This should only take me an hour or so, and I’ve got everything I need already.”

Should the Prelude come back? The Prelude should come back.

“Yeah, there might be some changes on it,” he told me...

Fixed your headline.

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Get a cheap Econoline for 500$, spend the rest on a lift kit, tires and shove a V10 Triton in there.

Hot takes incoming....

When he decided to sell the car, he should have Cena lawsuit coming.

Yeah, the benz.

Pop quiz, hotshot. There’s a photo bomb on a bus. What do you do?

You’re sonata gonna see me driving a korean car. Maybe we’re seeing the genesis of a new era, but they are not my forte. I can’t find it in my soul to buy one in the foreseeable future.

Hey kids! Are you sick and tired of listening to mom and dad bitch about politics? Good news! In this leviathan of a car, you can sit in the back seats and not hear them! No, not those back seats silly...the back seats! That’s right, in the Caprice Wagon there’s enough space for you to stay well and clear of the folks…

It beats up supercars and burns like ‘em too

An excuse to go to Vegas, party and pay the strippers.

As an adjuster I have developed a working hypothesis for fault in crashes (work in progress). If there is an accident involving any of these cars, these cars are at fault. Regardless of mitigating circumstances or scenario: