They are.

His lawyers will stay on this ship until its clear he can’t pay them or its such a nightmare that it’ll be so reputationally damaging to their firm to represent him. It’s a dead heat on which at this point considering he’s facing numerous civil suits at the moment.

For real, some really gross corners of the Internet traffick in the idea that Elizabeth Smart is the perfect use case for cashing in on your trauma.

Yeah, hi. I have a STEM degree. I have 2 STEM degrees: a BS and a Masters.

I don’t think the situation is very gray. That doesn’t mean that molestation happened in every case but the constant pattern here is: grooming.

Right? Is there an Edible Arrangement for your success at long term fameball-ery?

Conflicted Thought Process:

I will express up front that I will be full of unhappy faces if they do.

It’s not the format or the concept, it’s the violation of the trademark: Choose Your Own Adventure. Those words in that exact order that contextually reference the concept.

“Choose Your Own Adventure” is trademarked. Not the concept, but the literal words in that order used in contextual reference to the concept and/or product.

I think to some extent they have?  I’d have to go back through the source I read but since this is active custody case in Canada, I think the courts have imposed certain restrictions on all this until it’s resolved. 

As opposed to what’s happening now which appears to be none of that?

Condoms now? Sure. Condoms then? Different rate of failure. Different manufacturing process. Different materials.  Hence: condoms and prayer.

It’s partly because its not about... looks per-say. I mean, it is but that’s just the layer of issues in this suitcase needing to be unpacked. Dudes that got a thing for youthful bodies have got some serious headtrips going on about age and mortality. Fucking younger women (while gross because it is) is also some sort…

Come on, now - low hanging fruit remarks at VD? If you’re going to be troll here for the misogyny at least make a solid effort at it.

It’s not just naked photos. It’s discussing any kind of personal information about your kid on social media that could blow back on them later in life. A relative of mine is constantly blathering on and on and on about her kid’s medical problems- one of them has a permanent but low key condition that as long as they…

Professionalism: Serial killer scrawl your final buttlick as you exit your job with a pen and then steal it, along with all your other desk accessories, on your way out.

He’d already packed up all the good pens he’d planned on stealing on his way out. 

He seems fairly well adjusted all things considered as an adult in his 30s and yes, I imagine having to perfomatively bear up in public after the loss of your only parent who isn’t a marvelous cunt really fucks you up. Still, I guess I get stuck on the fact that there were other ways to act out (which he bought the…

Oh, yeah, I’m aware that not all of them were epic shits but the ones that were: really were. And if the standard is that we’re going to drag E8 for Marburg (which: totally appropriate), then you also have to call out previous episodes of Nazi-ness.   There are members of this family who are really quite lovely and…