I'd wager he has some variety of walking ruler to measure your subs up against.

- Jared Fogle

Isn't he very quiet and enjoys puzzles?

Nah, they need to get Neil Hamburger to host. Because then I might watch.

Wait a minute, their name is Blur? I've been calling them Seymour! Why didn't someone tell me? Oh, I've been making an idiot out of myself!

Remember Josta? It's back! In pog form.

Ooh, I want to be John Elway!

Rube Goldberg, I knew it was him. Even when it was the bears, I knew it was him.

I'm eating it right now!

The A.V. Club

Looks like those clowns at Syfy have done it again. What a bunch of clowns.

Haven't you heard? The Summer movie season starts in February now.

Six episodes aired and a movie!

The A.V. Club

HAN SHAT FIRST!!!

*immigant

I had a prescription for that once. It gave me horrible muscle spasms and caused my tongue to swell up.

How could anyone ever forget him after his performance in Hong if You're Horny?

Hunter turned into Andy Gray so gradually I didn't even notice.

My Spidey Sense is tingling! Anybody call for a webslinger?