When I was in Little League my teammates nicknamed me "Ratface." I'm sure there was a delightful reason for calling me that.

"Bill Dickey is learning me his experience…

Don Lemon almost threw a perfect game, but one of his pitches got sucked into a black hole.

I've seen the future, and I'm going to be doing a lot of reading on Monday nights.

The New Adventures of Old New Girl

Who is the Duchess of Brest.

I'll take Famous Titties for $600

Looks like those crowns in court did it again! What a bunch of crowns!

I am not a communist. I may be fat, plain, ugly, a communist, but I am NOT a porn star.

Emma Stone.

This wouldn't be getting delayed if they would just cast Mia Malkova.

Batman's a scientist. Maybe he could interview Batman.

When he signed with Liverpool.

The moment I saw the title I thought Todd was back. :(

THERE ARE FOUR NEO-NAZIS!!!!

THERE ARE FOUR NEO-NAZIS!!!!

That's ruff.

I saw him at the grocery store once, and he was sporting an awful colm-over.

The A.V. Club

I read that they're putting Anne Hathaway down. Sad. She was so beautiful when she was young.