Whoa, this is confusing.

Sorry, I can’t be happy about this.

*ahem*

.... haven’t pulled this one out in a while, but; Dear Mr. Lasner and Dear Husband of Mr. Lasner,

COTD

Prudent of publications to not buy and publish the photos. Publishing images of people in bed without their consent has bankrupted publications before.

You’re half right :)

Some people just REALLY want to get out of Detroit.

If you think the NFL cracking down on a player on a $5.6 million contract who can’t find any charity to support and instead chooses to openly mock the cleat thing should be made equivalent to the NFL not wanting to crack down on people expressing their religion - you’re gonna have a bad time

Do you think Susan Sarandon will ever get to a point when she’ll think: “Oh yeah. I fucked that up.” Because I’m betting on NAH.

Is contractor and side labor work a new concept to this many people?

If you’re going to get paid pennies, don’t do the work. If you can’t get half or a decent portion up front, don’t do the work. Shit’s ridiculous.

F that, there needs to be a stigma for suicide. Unless terminally ill, you SHOULD feel like suicide is wrong. Normalizing it is idiotic.

It’s possible they don’t feel the witness is reliable.

the charge generally relates to what evidence the prosecution has and can prove beyond a reasonable doubt, as well as what the state’s law requires to prove each element of murder. Generally, murder requires preconceived intent to cause great bodily harm.

I don’t know what’s more embarrassing, being caught at a Jets game, or being caught at a Jets game.

Aaaaand they’re gone.

Aaaaand they’re gone.

Way to step all over the joke.

Agreed. I mean I get that some people don’t like him acting like a stereotypical NASCAR driver (and it is an act people...jesus), but the man is a very talented driver.

I have “real facial hair” — more, thicker, and faster growing than anyone I know. And this thing works fine. A big trim will spray hairs, just like any other electric. If you can’t contain or clean that up, do it in the shower.

I have “real facial hair” — more, thicker, and faster growing than anyone I know. And this thing works fine. A big…

It's a piece of crap. Doesn't work for people with REAL facial hair. The hairs fly everywhere and it's takes really long because you have to constantly go over the same spots. Just use a real razor.

It's a piece of crap. Doesn't work for people with REAL facial hair. The hairs fly everywhere and it's takes really…