I strongly disagree on both the consumer and commercial side.

When this woman is inevitably fired for being an idiot, I am sure the internet will embrace her as a unique individual who simply wants to express herself.

Super easy to disconnect:

What about those of us that aren’t LGBTQ or Euro?

You talk about air travel. You talk about cargo shorts. But you fail to make the obvious connection:

Cargo Shorts or GTFO. I'm too old to worry about impressing anyone.

Then again it’s Chicago so there are plenty of other bullets to be dodged.

I am tired of this negativity. Deadspin always sees the glass as 19/31 empty. I choose to see it as 12/31 full.

Congratulations Chicago on dodging that bullet.

Ok. Please do not mistake this as support of any kind for Trump or RNC silliness. And I am a firm believer that women face sexism with attire every single day.

And just like that I’ll be having aglio e olio tonight.

They probably don’t want to waste time and energy on negotiating the licences for more games and 30 games is pretty good for a $60 device. You get the retro miniature console to decorate your room for free.

Thankfully. Do you know how hard it is to get KFC crumbs out of a gated shifter?

It must be really hard to say “I was goddam horrified by it. I know it’s a 10 second window in an 18 yr olds life but you don’t ever put your hands on a woman. Now these are kids; kids are immature and emotional and I’ve got 4 years to grow him up but that shit will not fly here.”

Next time you need a cop, call a member of the Minnesota Lynx.

I always think of answers to these after the fact. I was trying to think of the most iconic video game car I could, in the sense that when you think a particular game, you think a very specific car from that game. I think it would probably be the ice cream truck from the Twisted Metal games:

If that isn't THE perfect visual metaphor for the mindset of everyone attached to Deadspin, employees and commentariat included, well, it just is.