One time I had to jump into their ball pit to extract my kid that simply wouldn’t come out. After about 5 minutes of fishing around, trying to find her other shoe, I managed to locate it. I also had 3 bandaids stuck to me...

For some reason, I’ve never realized the Audi Quattro and Lancia Delta Integrale were basically identical twins.

Would Walmart not selling porn be considered censorship in your book?

+1. This and his appearance on the Dennis Miller Show where they are talking about smoking make me lose it every time.

I actually got to meet DTjr on a video shoot this past December. He was interesting and odd all at the same time. One minute he seemed arrogantly not giving a shit, the next he would be glued to your insignificant banter. Other than some “I don’t give a shit” mannerisms, he was actually nice. He paid for the entire…

That video gave me severe anxiety and hypertension.

Huskerdos and Huskerdonts...

I bet that McGregor video is damning enough to move Vegas lines.

Sounds like Zillow is sighting DRM issues. If the blogger took their own photos, then Zillow wouldn’t have a leg to stand on.

There’s a Trump supporting rassler in Mexico that’s a big deal as well.

This is fantastic. I swear my sister-in-law cheats but won’t admit it. She seems to catch a dragonite, snorlax, chansey, or lapras every week. If she won’t let me look at her inventory, I’ll know what’s up.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

Does he have a dip in?

I’ll raise your lego with a high heel to a barbie. I got 4 stitches and blood stains on my carpet from it. Now, whenever my 2nd kid gets a new action figure, I throw away everything smaller than a quarter. The little guns, hammers, any accessory...it all goes in the trash.

Biggest offense was not being in a Buick.

Ho. Lee. Shit. My Portal just showed up. I’ve gone from 9mbs to 80mbs!!! I’m freaking stoked.

Ho. Lee. Shit. My Portal just showed up. I’ve gone from 9mbs to 80mbs!!! I’m freaking stoked.

That last jump is orgasmic.

EDF is freakin’ great. I recently picked it up on sale on Steam. It’s Starship Troopers meets Godzilla with the hectic moments of Serious Sam. It’s a blast strategizing on 2-4 player co-op too.

I just ordered one. I just moved into a crowded subdivision and my wifi now sucks. I was able to get the full 60mbs dl speed previously. Now I’m struggling to get 3mbs with the same exact hardware and setup. I can see about 30 networks when I search for my router. I guess that’s causing an issue. We’ll see...

I just ordered one. I just moved into a crowded subdivision and my wifi now sucks. I was able to get the full 60mbs…

Avocados and cell phones. You’re smart enough to realize they are simple analogies. I know it’s cheap pop to mock it at face value, but the bottom line is that you have to alter your lifestyle and expectations at some point.