Forgot penguins. And they should fall just after seagulls.

I got a better idea. Why don’t they cash out 100% of their savings in rolls of nickels. When “Drumpf” shows up, hurl the money at him in defiance of capitalism. That’ll really show’em.

As long as you’re hot. - Proud Republican

This made Stugotz blush.

You want UT to put aside their self interest? Are you insane?

As someone that would never vote for Hillary, she’s hit the bullseye with her response.

Looks like Elise limousine.

Ole Miss has lived off doing that for years. They find a troubled HS recruit and all of a sudden an alumni graciously offers him some pro bono representation.

This is why I come to Deadspin.

Is it OK to blame the employer and not the consumer on this?

During the interview she really knocked his socks off.

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Heady move.

The buyout is more palatable than the $17M being reported. It had a lot of stipulations built into it and would be allowed to be paid over 7-9 years. The only way Miles would see the full $15M is if he never worked again. If he got a job immediately, he would receive considerably less. While $17M is a staggering…

Parents busting their ass for the benefit of their kids. What a novel concept. I can’t wait to be able to help my kids through college and help them buy their first house. And I’m more than glad to work 75 hrs a week to make sure this happens.

Long handled version of this razor + Feather or Personna Red blades + Taylor of Old Bond Street = Shaving nirvana

Long handled version of this razor + Feather or Personna Red blades + Taylor of Old Bond Street = Shaving nirvana

...or to write for the Gawker network.

Conservation groups should stop cashing these guys checks...amirite?