“Does someone read the fine print of the Purge contract and realize that the founding Purge fathers actually meant for it to be a breathing document that could change with each generation’s values and beliefs?!”

Yeah, that’s why I said “incel types” – because the attitude they embrace is remarkably common even among those who don’t identify with that particular label. Our culture is so twisted up with this extremist mess in so many ways...

Seriously, when has a real-life woman EVER EVER EVER left exactly one (1!) boob swinging in the breeze while keeping the other one under wraps? One might consider Lil’ Kim and Pink to be the ~exceptions that prove the rule,~ but even in those cases, they were wearing pasties over the loose boobs. Anyway, those were…

Uh, nope, I’m pretty much convinced; I just try to lay out as many details as possible for the skeptics out there because I think this stuff is important. I’m convinced because as much as conservatives love to trot out terms like “biological,” “physical,” “technical,” and “genetic” when defending their idea of an…

Remember, folks: It seems like every straight guy has a hilarious “crazy ex” story because bitches be cray! And sure, women meet “crazy” men just as often, but the difference is that those women often don’t live to tell the tale, and even if they do, it tends to be a bit less amusing when shared.

Another commenter pointed out that this mom probably gets a lot of practice assessing threat levels simply because she’s a white mom with Black kids. 

“Not even a literal picture of male testicles did it.”

Yes, the author is a trans woman, which means we can safely assume she was assigned “male” at birth, presumably based on the presence of a phallus. However, a person’s sex assignment from birth does not amount to an indication of “actual genetic/physical sex,” and having an ‘M’ stamped on your birth certificate does…

Well, I’m pretty sure the author was referring to femme tops with dicks, but you can take that up with her if you think otherwise.

Oof, you gotta be careful with sexist implications; the kiddos will extrapolate that stuff once the suggestion has been embedded in their brains.

I appreciate your pun, good internet stranger!

Ooh, “Vanky,” that’s clever! As much as I loathe her and find everything else about her to be unequivocally distasteful, I have to admit that “Ivanka” is actually a quite beautiful name, so it brings me joy to see it transformed into something that sounds as basic and nasty as she is. Also, it sounds like “wanky,”…

To be fair, the guy who wrote that is apparently “a professional horror guy” (his words), and I figure if Netflix could discern from his other choices that he’s most likely a straight dude, well, let’s just say I’d expect straight-male horror fans in general to be responsive to the kind of images they gave him.

“it stays internally lubricated way longer”

“Kanye mentioned how there is no strong male role model in the Kardashian family.”

...And if his idea of injustice is what happened to an apparently prolific white-collar criminal like his dad, I suspect that the version of “prison reform” he’s interested in would be focused on helping those who least need it.

“How did you get this job? You have like the dopest job in the world, the secretary of everything.”

Ah, but see, that categorization is based on information encoded in your brain, and brains have absolutely nothing to do with biology. Biology is about eyeballing a newborn’s external genitalia, sorting it into social categories based on its approximate form, and documenting this casual observation with an official…

Assuming you have it on you at literally all times and you have someone to cover your shift when you’re sleeping, and you are also invulnerable to sneak attacks, and there’s absolutely no one in the entire world you would ever be foolish enough to trust with your child! Oh, wait, but then how would you get your shift…

It’s weird how people seem to think that because newborn gender assignments are part of our medical records, they must be ironclad biological classifications, as opposed to boxes checked by random nurses who glance at a kid’s crotch and decide whether it looks more like an “innie” or an “outie.” How many of us can…