For the reference of my dear fellow Jezzies:

Wow, City of Savannah. Great job preserving this statue’s dignity by taking high-quality photos – including a close-up of the statue’s face looking directly into the camera – and publishing them online for the whole world to giggle at. It sure would’ve been ill-advised to have a custodian quietly remove the googly…

D’AWWWWW DAT WIDDLE BIDDY PAWWW!!! 😍

Honestly, the explanation she gave last night is pretty much exactly what I always assumed the truth to be: that she was entirely preoccupied with making a big show of looking down her nose and sneering derisively at the media, letting everyone know how ~above it all~ she is, because she is the First Lady of…

Warm and fuzzy feelings? Ugh, not me. I doubt any minds were swayed because of that stupid jacket, but I’m sure there were people who already knew good and well she didn’t care about them and really didn’t need such an acute reminder.

What a beautiful homage to the work of Bobby Finger, visionary gif artist, arbiter of hot goss and blogger extraordinaire!

Oh, come on, why do you have to go straight for generic, misogynist name-calling when there are so many legititimate criticisms to make? Heck, go ahead and mock her sham marriage or her botched face if you feel like being petty, but calling someone a thot is degrading and dehumanizing on a much deeper level, in a way…

Starred for that beautiful bit of sass at the end. :)

Honestly, Melania has far more words than her much-cherished hubby. She stumbles over herself* sometimes when she’s speaking off the cuff, but as disinterested as I am in being “fair” to her, her English is excellent. Almost as good as yours! ;D

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED! 😁😁😁

Justin Bieber circa what year, exactly? Because not only did the Biebs clearly start going to the gym right around the time he turned 18, but he soon developed quite the reckless young delinquent attitude over the next couple of years, suggesting that he might have been more determined to put on a macho front had he…

Heh, fair enough.

I mean, duh? Lol, what kind of idiot would try to take Simone Biles in a fight just because she’s short? That would be very silly indeed.

...Not that they should be embarrassed, because come on, the woman is a machine! What’s really embarrassing is if they actually thought their maleness was somehow greater than this level of badassery, tyvm.

OMG 🤣😂🤣

I haven’t heard that quote before, but it’s a good one. It strikes me as a very elegant summary of everything wrong with the Republican Party as we know it.

I don’t think it’s necessarily problematic to label someone a “monster,” but I do think that people often misuse that label to imply that there is something fundamentally corrupt in these “monsters” that goes against human nature, rather than simply being an ugly part of it. They reassure themselves by saying things…

Indeed it is! And thanks for shouting out Blake Lively’s suit tour, which I had woefully neglected to make note of in my post.

Hmm, well, in that case, does this do anything for ya?

As much as I am inclined to heartily agree, I think it’s important to always remind ourselves that those we consider to be “monsters” are, in fact, every bit as human as we are. Not because I think we should feel sympathy for them, but because we cannot forget that this is what humans are capable of.