I’d argue that while it isn’t a traditional bowl cut – one with a single, blunt edge that appears to have been based on the template of an actual, literal bowl – any cut that ends in a perfect ring around the head/neck still falls into the category.

I, um... No, I’m not a troll. Or a stalker. I’m just abnormally wordy and sincere, I suppose? FWIW, I had to go back through my discussion history one comment at a time because I had no idea when I’d previously replied to you at all, let alone with, erm, “obvious shit.”

Whenever I hear about pets receiving any kind of life-saving treatment that would’ve taken a whole lot of effort to coordinate, implement, and pay for, it always just blows me away to think that their lives are considered so important when millions of pets are being put down every day just because there are too many…

I was totally mesmerized by Patches’s giant, shining eyes, and then I realized: it’s because her pupils are SUUUPER-dilated. This pic must’ve been taken immediately post-op (before the anesthetic wore off), which also explains the swelling atop her head.

If the grown-ups can’t take a hint, maybe your best option is to go straight for the Shock and Awe approach. Like, all of a sudden, turn toward the parent and get incredibly serious and say “No, I’m not okay with you saying that, because I don’t ever want [your kids] to feel like they don’t have a choice about…

Alcohol and hormones don’t make people incapable of remembering fundamental social rules. They loosen your inhibitions, but they don’t upend your understanding of right and wrong.

Oh, that part about how dirty you felt really hits me in the gut. I hope you know by now that none of it was ever your fault. I’m so sorry you felt obligated to keep everything to yourself at a time when you needed your family’s support more than ever. After being subjected to something so fundamentally traumatic,…

It sucks how we can be brainwashed into thinking that these kinds of blatant violations are nbd just because it’s so common for us to experience so much worse. It’s a fallacy that insists on treating sexual violence like partisan politics, something with an Overton window that can only be pushed in one direction or…

Men of Jezebel, give us your input: You know those shameless old dudes in the locker room who will parade around their junk no matter how janky it is? The ones so legendary that even women know about them?

I’d prefer to have its cultural influence slashed sooner than later.

I’ve always found it incredibly insulting when men suggest that they ought to treat women some particular way because of ~chivalry~ or our delicate sensibilities. It feels dehumanizing, realizing that people are just putting on an elaborate performance until you go away and they can communicate honestly with the…

...And substantiated boasting, too, for that matter (although even that would inevitably be subject to exaggeration). It’s slut-shaming no matter what, and no one deserves it.

I mean... Sure, I’d be fine with making him miserable, but his wife is surely plenty miserable already, and his poor daughters are going to need a whole lot of therapy when they learn the truth about what’s going on right now.

#NotAllGrays, for crying out loud! Especially on Jezebel, where being ungrayed is a rarely and arbitrarily granted privilege.

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To be fair, Harron never actually refuted the idea that Cardi has a transphobia problem; in fact, her main objection was to the (perceived) implication that she should be obligated to address it at all. It’s an understandable frustration, considering the fact that trans people (and marginalized people in general) are…

No, I don’t at all believe that you’re obligated to discuss transphobia in the context of Cardi B performing at the halftime show, nor do I think you ought to feel any particular way about her. I was only surprised because you did specifically mention being trans in this context, even using the term “as a trans…

Okay, I’ll admit that the end sounds MUCH better than the beginning, which kinda made my ears bleed. I appreciate their style and technique, but something about the choral precision just felt... blasphemous, somehow, with such a classic jam. I should check out some of their other work, though.

Seriously though, that acute awareness you’re talking about? So many parents are SOOOO lacking in that area, and it makes such a huge difference, the attitudes your parents casually exhibit in everyday conversation. I can’t imagine how exhausting it must be to be a sole-supporting single mom to three teenagers, but…

Nah, that would be a pretty lame excuse. Birth order influences us all in some way or another, but if “middle child syndrome” turns you turn into an evil monster despite the fact that most of your siblings are non-evil middle children, you were going to be an evil monster no matter what.