I’m a hermit.

At first I was like, What?!! The Managing Editor is abandoning the site when they still haven’t managed to find a new Editor in Chief??? But then I checked the masthead and, Lo and Behold, there is a new EIC! Apparently she was announced just over a month ago (why can’t Jezebel ever post news about Jezebel on…

She’s creating an all-new blog that resumes the vital work begun by titanic.jezebel.com! Daily updates on all the latest Titanic news, fan theories, historical investigations, in-depth analysis of fleeting background details in the movie, Winslet-DiCaprio relationship rumors/gossip, details of James Cameron’s…

OHHH, okay, cool. I thought you were just being a patriarchal douchebag. Sorry about that! :P

What could you possibly be implying about our upstanding president?! /s

Yep, that video is gold! Really top-notch content. And it gives us an excellent new device for innuendo!

I never suggested it was a mistake. No matter which side he’s on, the door is presumably locked on both sides. If a woman steps into his office, he can lock the door behind her without getting up from his desk, leaving her oblivious to the fact that he’s trapped her inside with him. I’m sure he wanted to keep people…

Ah, yes, sorry if that wasn’t clear! It’s smart to go with the bulk option, I suppose, although that makes them less suitable for wearing out in public, especially since the ones designed for blisters are much thicker. I wonder if that makes them more absorbent, though...

NO IT’S WORSE

“According to two of the women accusing Lauer of sexual assault, he had a button under his desk that locked the door from the inside, allowing him the ‘privacy’ to ‘welcome female employees and initiate inappropriate contact while knowing nobody could walk in on him.’”

“The religious get righteous and the nonreligious are worse.”

It becomes even more alarming when you remember that the “drunk uncle” is a teetotaler...

*psst*...

If you click those three little dots on the right in the image result and select “view original image” from the drop-down menu, then copy the URL from that page, you can embed the image in your post.

P.S. Isn’t it neat how I just totally took it for granted that a preteen would only have the opportunity to learn the word “masturbate” through a sex joke, and not in any kind of educational context? *sigh*

* The Bulbasaur Ball would contain Bulbasaur bait; the Safari Ball would contain Safari bait.

OMG I JUST READ YOUR NAME CORRECTLY FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME

That’s a very generous interpretation.

“She suggested we treat minors the same way we do with contract law: contract are voidable. So you may get your yes but the minor can later rescind it.”

When I was 11 or 12, my brother and I were walking home from the bus stop when he proposed this idea that Poké Balls (the “storage” containers for Pokémon) get their power to capture Pokémon from some kind of bait, and the different types of Poké Balls come from different types of bait. “So, like, the Pikachu Ball…