Duke Nukem 3D: Megaton Edition for Mac for $2.49. Yeah, bitches.

For a second, I thought I read Archbishops Unearth 18th Century Dildo.

I can never understand why fans had to start an unreasonable brawl after a soccer game.

These worked for me.

Oh, I'm sorry you're concerned about who people can have sex with.

The Sim Studio pretty much killed The Sims franchise with the half-baked The Sims 4. It was Maxis that made the good stuff (The Sims, 2, and 3).

I'm a grown man who orders from the kids menu. Those chopsticks are for me.

Actually, this is the western version.

Nobody watches The Simpsons anymore.

I think I just vomited in my mouth.

What about Ling-Ling?