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She confessed to the Hollywood Reporter’s roundtable that she was totally weirded out doing their sex scene, fwiw. Couldn’t get comfortable pretending to bang a married man.

I actually hate it when a story like this breaks, because the news outlets all feel they have to go wall-to-wall, when they don’t know anything. So hours and column-inches get filled up with blather, and there doesn’t seem to be a safe place to get just whatever is actually known right now and nothing else. So I stay

Josh Marshall over at TPM theorizes that this most recent spate of tweet-vomit is a result of being scolded and shushed by Pastor Timmins in Flint. It’s his id reflex, all the more vehement that it was triggered by a woman. So MoDo’s just... next.

Neutrogena Natural Purifying Cleanser. A 6 oz bottle lasts me, like, 9 months. Simple, hardly fragranted, effective. Kind to my eczema and oily t-zone too.

Neutrogena Natural Purifying Cleanser. A 6 oz bottle lasts me, like, 9 months. Simple, hardly fragranted, effective.

What is it about Kate Hudson that makes us love her so much? Her persona is so ephemeral we can project our own needs and desires onto her without fear of cognitive dissonance, that’s what! She’s a living Manic Pixie Dream Girl!

Laurie was good and all, but Olivia Colman ate his lunch and spat it back out. She’s my hero.

They took the desks away so that the readers have to basically learn catwalking skills, to be spokesmodels more than newsreaders. It’s Vanna White turning letters on the big board of Breaking News! So now the clothes (on women) have to be stylish (but not too stylish), form fitting so the pantsless people watching can

When dudes do it, they call them ‘job creators.’ When women do it, they’re shamed.

Why are we assuming it’s the same dude’s sperm? Are you a monogamy tyrant or something?!

Research into bullying, however, has learned that ‘ignoring it’ is actually a pretty bad way to handle it. Bullies perceive no response as a victory, which is why they often target people who, for whatever reason, can’t fight back. (Or they target people on social media platforms that don’t police abusers, same diff.)

I was a miserable cupboard door leaver-opener as a kid. My punishment today is a workplace where grown-ass adults never close a goddamn cupboard door.

Well. what was the *house* wearing? Was it all laid out waiting for it like some slutty ranch, or was it trussed up and teasing like a Victorian?

One: ED wrote in sonnet form. The Gilligan’s Island theme song and “The Yellow Rose of Texas” are in the same form. Please have fun for the rest of the day singing a Dickinson poem to either of those tunes.

I could not agree more about the ruination that is a green pepper. God, it pollutes everything else on the plate, cold or cooked. Fuck that thing.

This sucks so hard. Larry’s show is so much more interesting than Trevor’s, even when I think it misses a mark or two. The writing is sharper, and there is actual outrage, as opposed to dimples. Plus: Mike Yard and Holly Walker are national goddamned treasures.

In my head, all I can hear is Ben Kingsley spitting out the word “Grosvenor!” in <i>SexyBeast</i>.

That’s a thing LeClos does, not just to Phelps. He’s a looker. It’s kind of amazing that a coach hasn’t drummed that habit out of him, tbh.

I like how ‘Efimova’ is handily similar to ‘Eff ‘em over’. Come at the King, honey, you best not miss.

God, sometimes people don’t suck.

God. Sometimes people don’t suck.