Why is she stealing Kesha’s face?

Sullivan’s comments suggest an attitude we see a lot of, that there’s something inherently more valuable about the votes of white men, as though they count more. But they don’t! Every vote = 1 vote, and if the Ds can lock up the election without the white male vote, courting it explicitly seems to me like maybe not…

Encourage the latter, and I will hire her right damn now.

Her memoir, I Could Have Sung All Night, is worth a read. Pleasant and pleasantly dishy.

You know, this was my exact thought as Ivanka was speaking. “Who you gonna believe: me or your lying eyes?”

Fine. Now I’m in menopause, I don’t need ‘pons anymore. I hope all you millennials appreciate the lifetime of ‘pon tax I’ve paid. Can I get a rebate up in here?!

“Books! So much better when vases are set on top of them!”

Because Not Guilty is a different thing than Innocent.

I can’t even breathe, I’m so excited for this.

He can be anywhere. Common is Hand.goddamn.some.

I went to the first Sunday afternoon showing. Usually a quiet time to go, crowd-wise, in my nabe. Not so for this; theater was full.

The good news is that her apology keeps her earlier (TRUE) comments in the news cycle for another day. Our girl Ruth is ninja that way.

He can’t handle the Ruth.

I’m in peri-menopause. My doc has officially called my heat-flash propensity Heat Intolerance. Which is a diagnosis which cracks me all up. Whenever somebody comes into my office and claims it’s polar, I declaim loudly, “I HAVE HEAT INTOLERANCE!” and glare at them as though any upward change in the temp is going to…

Two things: 1. They are who we think they are. 2. I wonder what-all the coverage on the other networks will be — they do so tend to be timid, lest they limit their future hiring opportunities.

And yet the newly tightened and ‘refreshed’ face sported by Colin Firth here (along with tastefully un-greyed hair) is unremarked upon.

I have always refused to get tattooed on the premise that “someday I will be 80.” Damn Dame has just shot me down.

I suspect he thinks it’s hot, too. But since baldness is usually male-identified, him finding a bald chick hot must mean he’s ...dun.dun.dunnnn: Gay! So he insults it, to get the homo off him.

It really is the ne plus ultra of epistemological closure, right? The bubble not only keeps everybody out, it keeps you in. Until there’s no one left to bone but each other.

Those doll’s eyes freak me the fuck out.