attiaaugustus14
AttiaAugustus
attiaaugustus14

There is a lot to unpack here.

OMG I FORGOT ABOUT THE POSSIBILITY OF AMBER ROSE AS A MAID OF HONOR.

I must confess that the thought did not occur to me. He also left a pile of barfed up grass at the front door. It sort of dried out in the sun. So that's a possibility.

Those were the Puritans, not the pilgrims. The distinction gets drummed into your head if you grow up in MA.

Is it possible that Trump is the personification of Satan’s smelliest fart set on fire?

I think we need to be as frank as possible when it comes to suicide. Get it out there, instead of couching it in terminology. How many suicides are described as having “died unexpectedly,” or are mentioned in almost pleasant terms such as “took their own life,” “ended their own life.” Maybe a few more stories about

I’m starting to think this masterpiece might have been dumb luck.

Though she “used to be charmed by Kanye’s outlandish behavior,” she’s more than over it at this point, and finds it “irritating and off-putting.”

As a woman that is also married to a fucking moron I suggest Kim embrace the ideas that she isn’t responsible for anybody’s actions but her own and that what other people think about her is none of her business. I mean, she won’t but I’ve put it out there.

I (usually) only wash my hair once a week (shower daily with a cap). But I use a dry conditioner on day 2 followed by a dry shampoo on days 4,5 and 6 (Living Proof has one that really seems to remove dirt, not just mask it with powder). However, I make my husband do a sniff test. It’s like Pauxatawney Phil. If he

Oh, there’s more than one way to send a message via eggs:

OBUMMERS GOT THE CHLYMIDIA AND GONNA ENFORCE KOALA LAW NOW!!!

Gahhh! How do I get rid of that black rectangle over Tom Hardy in the Daily Mail photos?? Mama needs more!!!!

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Trump’s Little Orange Penis

Thumb Love, Orifice: Posterior