Oh man... Oh MAN.

Emmanuel Lewis is ready for his comeback! (I checked Wikipedia and he’s alive and has children to put through college).

Calling “Crooked Hillary and the Dems” as a band name now.

I’ll use it to fund my hat designs. Send me money each month and I’ll design a cool new hat. First up, a hat with dicks on it. I’m gonna make everyone a dickhead.

Hatreon?

They’re good orcs Brent.

Someday you will find me, caught beneath the landslide of an Asshole Supernova.

There’s vomit on his sweater already, mom’s covfefe.

Josie & The Pussycats is a national treasure and you should watch it immediately!

I’m here for this header photo

Goddammit, Barry!

I started noticing this a few years ago, when I over heard people in a restaurant mentioning that there were so many problems with people moving to their city from Chicago. As a fellow Midwesterner, and a frequent visitor to Chicago, I was thinking, “Really? I mean, Chicagoans have a way with words and a rough…

Everyone needs to get Chicago’s name out of their mouths after mass shootings.

“Today he claimed he couldn’t “give a straight answer” on whether gay sex was a sin”

The phrase “Think like a man and behave like a lady” makes me want to spit fucking fire.

Didn’t realise she was Martika.