A clone. A clone named Luuke. With two u’s. GET IT. TWO OF THEM.

Han Solo trilogy? Don’t know what you mean. This is the only Han Solo trilogy:

Oh man... Oh MAN.

Emmanuel Lewis is ready for his comeback! (I checked Wikipedia and he’s alive and has children to put through college).

Calling “Crooked Hillary and the Dems” as a band name now.

let’s take the time to chat about our favorite versions of time travel in fiction.

I’ll use it to fund my hat designs. Send me money each month and I’ll design a cool new hat. First up, a hat with dicks on it. I’m gonna make everyone a dickhead.

Hatreon?

“Could this BE any more tragic?”

At New York Comic Con, during the Star Trek: Discovery panel, Alex Kurtzman said something that I’ve been thinking about a lot. He said that you couldn’t do “City on the Edge of Forever” now, because Kirk would have to spend a whole season mourning Edith Keeler

Thanks to the appearance of Professor Chronotis, I firmly believe that Dirk Gently exists as a part of the Doctor Who universe.

They’re good orcs Brent.

Someday you will find me, caught beneath the landslide of an Asshole Supernova.

There’s vomit on his sweater already, mom’s covfefe.