I probably will see what you did there, if we let the cultures grow for 24-48 hours.

Ah... you know flying cow technique.

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Ah, but Cap is CURRENTLY a supervillain, therefore I win. Yes, I am incredibly petty.

DA:I is proof that “bigger” doesn’t mean “better”.

Inquisition was so bad, IMO. We were better off with Dragon Age 2 or Origins. DAI was a poor amalgam of DAO and DAI. For whatever reason, I didn’t care about the characters all that much in DAI compared to the two games proceeding it.

you cant shower in space, water is a precious resource. Everyone’s skin is gonna be an oily mess.*

For me, it is less the animation issues (which as you pointed out, is not completely uncommon), but the character models. They look.... unfinished? More plasticy? I can’t quite place it. I think it is just the uncanny valley hitting me hard. The ships, lighting, effects, and environments look great, but the character…

sigh :(

Uh, these two, please...

Never thought I’d say this but less Natalie Portman, more Kat Dennings.

You underestimate the CW. It’ll be Melissa Joan Hart as herself, coming to town doing a signing as former star of “Sabrina the Teenage Witch,” until learning from her mother that her birth name IS Sabrina and she does have magical powers. Then she and her mom kiss, then punch each other, because CW.

dammit, I just Britta’ed it.