THIS IS WHY EVERY FETUS NEEDS A GUN.

I cannot wait for the toxicology report on this entitled trust-fund frat douche.

So, do you think he was arguing for Tuvok or for Lando?

Neither. Travis Mayweather.

welcome to the ballroom be like

The game isn’t that kind of game though. It’s not a game about maintaining control of limited resources. It’s a game about Neko Waifus going on magical adventures and decorating their house with nothing but Manderville art.

But, for real though, as it stands, each housing zone has many instances, each with a small…

Considering the only “limit” to these “resources” is Square Enix’s hardware, I’d say artificial limits like this are foolish at best. Even FFXI had, at least, Mog Houses, so each player had their own little space to decorate, change jobs, and pull their hair out tending plants while praying in the direction of…

“...the quest designer had to actually go through every single door in the game and add this tag. ‘This is a door that was closed before, and it should be closed again after.’”

Wait. Wait. You’re telling me each door object wasn’t already tagged with an ID and state? Why couldn’t they just generate a list that saves…

I wouldn’t consider myself an anime “fan.” I like shows that are anime, but not because they are anime, if that makes any sense. So perhaps I’m coming at this from a different perspective. I don’t know.

I guess I don’t understand how anyone would want to watch “fan service” content. It’s bad storytelling at best,…

The game got a lot of flack for its then-controversial take on combat, but it’s easily one of the best Final Fantasies. It’s my personal favorite, alongside VI and IX, so I’m biased.

At the time it was just such a breath of fresh air after years of Tetsuya Nomura’s Neon Laser Zipper Wonderland games. Like, I “like”…

“The last time I played a Final Fantasy Star Wars campaign, it was Imperial Assault”

Wait, I thought it was called Final Fantasy XII...

Also, bless this game for giving us Dave Screed:

TSW is one of my all time personal favorite games. It’s clunky, but weirdly in all the right ways (if that makes any sense?). The story is fantastic, and its delivery, via superbly voice-acted and animated cut-scenes, should alone make TSW worthy of praise and recognition. Never has a game world made me long for…

That’s a great line up, though I’m disappointed at the lack of Chrono Trigger.

All I know is that Saturday waits, and Sunday always comes to late, but Friday never hesitates.

Hey man, be sure to be careful running around with all those edges.

I’m sorry but Pauline is nowhere near THICC enough to be the mayor of a place called “New Donk City”

“I was naked scrolling Tumblr and spinning my fidget in my hand.”

As one does.

The air carries the musk of quasi-permanent-adolescence, myopia, neckbeard/katana-sharpening oil, an unearned sense of superiority, and the fear of the sexual awareness, with just a smattering of smug social awkwardness and a piquant of rosewood and the subconscious self-knowledge that one has when they realize…

“Cultural Appropriation,” as I understand it, is more, like, getting tight rows braided in your hair because it “looks cool”, yet not understanding why black Americans are so up in arms about “alleged” police brutality. It’s taking a photo of champagne flowing into a flute precipitously balanced upon your ass,…

My favorite part was when he asked Comey about his investigation into President Comey’s investigation into Hillary’s Russian Email collusion with Vladimir Comey.