To be fair, if the Spiderman poster was exactly the same layout, but drawn by Drew Struzan rather than being a shitty shop job, we’d all be riding it’s dick hard right now. Because fuck me if that poster’s not every single Star Wars poster he’s ever done.

“he was working in a comic book store when someone making a comic book TV show realized he had the perfect body shape for being a creature”

ugh, can we PLEASE get past nerd shaming? Sometimes you’re overweight with a neckbeard and a penchant for fedoras and katanas and who are we to judge, hmm?

Holy shit that Wonder Boy art is amaze-balls.

The onus is on them because they are the gatekeepers of hardware/software. They own the means of production. The idea of, say, “letting players buy a [older console of choice]” falls flat, because these companies no longer manufacture these products, yet they’re the ones who, generally, still hold publishing rights…

“Science.” Pfft, if Mars were even real, Jesus would’ve surely mentioned it.

The fact that Chimpanzee isn’t #1 calls into question the entire verisimilitude of this so-called ranking.

Those fuckers deliberately and purposefully tear out your genitalia.

Fuck this guy. He’s paraded his penchant for being an asshole as “edginess” for a long time. There’s literally no excuse for him to use this terminology, aside from trying to make headlines.

I mean, shit, there’s basically no time it’s ever OK for a white person to use this language unless, like, they’re writing a…

Didn’t I see this thing in Prometheus? Did science learn nothing?

I wonder if it would survive if dropped while in the dock. The flat, thin design is going to create a lot of drag from air resistance, so it’s not going to hit as hard as it could (it’ll still hit pretty hard, of course). You can even see it catch and ride air as it makes its descent.

This guy is the right answer, and the right universe.

You had me at classic early ‘90s anime Sonic (a la Sonic CD opening cutscene), but I would have hoped for a slightly more updated look, rather than just a straight 16-bit Sonic 2 look (which, admittedly, is the best looking of the originals, imo).

Man, I love the Sandman Universe, and I love the original Lucifer comics, but this show...

They have performed the rites, the rituals, their dark magiks. Their time is nigh, and the sundering is at hand. Lo! Hark ye eyes upon the east, for a dread wind bloweth! The foul beast, clad in the raiment of men and glamours of orange, has finally sealed the pact, and all shalt be laid bare, for the land will be…

Being a white kid who grew up in an all black neighborhood, and subsequently attended many a cookout, I can attest to all of this.

Even the names are accurate.

Actually, I’m pretty sure Tanukana simply whooped his ass.

This is why I keep a random assortment of Georgia O’Keefe paintings interspersed at random intervals in my camera roll.

I need a video of this with Street Fighter sound effects, with her doing the old Chun Li “oh oh oh” death cry and a big ass “KO.”